Alicia Gregoire

About The White One

The White One is problematic. He’s an asshat of a cat, but also very lovey. With a touch of emo-ness. That said, living with him is sometimes a challenge*. Last week was no exception because apparently he may have a case of The Clap. But even when he does things like crack Android phone screens … Read more

Dear Parents

It’s Halloween season and I get how great it is to dress your kid up in cute-ass costumes. I do. I like dressing The White One up too. But! (There’s always one, isn’t there?) Don’t put your child through this. Please. I think the hot dog is the worse costume choice ever. Parents, please tell … Read more

Cat v Squirrel

In the meantime, check out what’s for dinner. If you’re a cat, that is. Credit The Stripey and White Ones don’t get excited about squirrels. Birds, yes. The random ant that shows up mid-summer, most definitely. They don’t care about these furry potents of doom. I’ll have to correct that. ______Last.fm hit of the day: … Read more

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