emails from beth

Just when I was panicking about getting photos ready for today’s post, Beth sent another email. For all newcomers, you can learn about the birth of Beth and Phantasma here and follow it all here. As predicted, Phantasma left a horse on Tessa Wolstein’s desk. Also, as predicted, Tessa ratted my child out to her … Read more

You know it’s bad when you read a letter from your imaginary daughter’s teacher and have the urge to tighten up the language. I have more important things to do than edit Beth’s emails. (Like the eight submissions I have to edit and critique.) Subject: Team fundraiserHello parents, Tomorrow your children will be learning about … Read more

Or will be on today. Subject: Upcoming eventsHello and Happy New Year! I just wanted to take the opportunity to keep you informed of upcoming events.  This Friday, we will be completing a lab on protists.  Live protists are on order and the children will have the opportunity to view them under the microscope.  Our … Read more

My good friend Beth Fisher sent another email over a week ago. Let’s see what she has to say about my brianchild this time. Subject: Happy Holidays Hello, We have been moving through the human body systems quickly.  As a result, there have been three quizzes in rapid succession.  The children have been working very … Read more

This is for all of you who said I should email the teacher and get more out of this… A parent replied all on Beth’s last email. She renamed it to “graded quiz and upcoming quiz.” Read below… Dear Mrs Fisher, Hope you had a great weekend! Tessa and I went over her quiz over … Read more