Alicia Gregoire

Dear Parents

It’s Halloween season and I get how great it is to dress your kid up in cute-ass costumes. I do. I like dressing The White One up too. But! (There’s always one, isn’t there?) Don’t put your child through this. Please. I think the hot dog is the worse costume choice ever. Parents, please tell … Read more

You Came Here How!?

So if you blog using Blogger, you’ve probably noticed the statistics tab. If you don’t use it… Blogger has a tab that allows you to see all your stats: hits, top posts, top demographic, who tap dances, etc. Since looking at statistics is higher in priority than cleaning my desk, I check them out a … Read more

I Heart Banned Books

In case you’re not a book nerd, you might not know that it’s Banned Books Week. I think it’s important to recognize books that have been banned or challenged because they usually end up being some of the most influential books in terms of outlook or genre*. And without fail, they’re challenged because they make … Read more

Rockin Lawn Ornament Fun

I know what you’re thinking: Why is there a raisin wearing shades and sneakers? Because it’s a California Raisin, of course. And since I live in a weird-ass town, the housing complex down the street showcases three of these bad boys on their patch of dirt lawn. This, plus the other two, are dancing their … Read more

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