Inspire Me

/ August 5, 2011

YA Highway asked this question a few weeks ago. Then I shared pictures of the day job’s complex, which is the setting for the assassin project. Since I did that already, I didn’t want to cheat. So today’s post is going to be split into two parts: pictures that I’d like to write something about and pictures of people who

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About The White One

/ March 18, 2011

The White One is problematic. He’s an asshat of a cat, but also very lovey. With a touch of emo-ness. That said, living with him is sometimes a challenge*. Last week was no exception because apparently he may have a case of The Clap. But even when he does things like crack Android phone screens and snap video cards, he

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Someone Was Asleep at the Marketing Wheel

/ February 25, 2011

And it wasn’t me. Like any good pet owner, I signed up for those reward things at both Petco and PetSmart. Because of this, I get mail and coupons. This works out AWESOME since the Stripey and White Ones are pretty pricey. In case you’re new*, you might not know that I’m talking about cats. They’re pretty cute, and most

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Dear Parents

/ October 19, 2010

It’s Halloween season and I get how great it is to dress your kid up in cute-ass costumes. I do. I like dressing The White One up too. But! (There’s always one, isn’t there?) Don’t put your child through this. Please. I think the hot dog is the worse costume choice ever. Parents, please tell me why you’d do this.

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Cat v Squirrel

/ October 5, 2010

In the meantime, check out what’s for dinner. If you’re a cat, that is. Credit The Stripey and White Ones don’t get excited about squirrels. Birds, yes. The random ant that shows up mid-summer, most definitely. They don’t care about these furry potents of doom. I’ll have to correct that. ______Last.fm hit of the day: Sick One by Trashlight Vision