Being the devious monsters they are, squirrels are no doubt adaptable. They can creep into almost any situation and get away with it. Oh, really? Like what?Like pretending to be a cat of course. Hubby showed me this and I could forgive being stalked by the furry devils every day of my undergraduate career. Since it’s just a baby, it
Squirrels = Evil
You do not fool meSquirrels bouncing like bunniesEvil is inside To continue my squirrel argument, I present a series on running squirrels. First, I want you to know that I really wanted to embed this video to prove my point, but MLB wouldn’t let me. So have this cute video instead, but definitely watch the linked one. Seriously. Do it.
Exhibit A
In addition to squirrels taking over the world, they’re evil. I can prove it. Note the red eyes. Yes, it’s albino, but that doesn’t change it’s true nature. The menacing eyes glare at the photographer while it curls an arm around well, erm… something. The bushy tail isn’t meant to be cute – it’s a threat.
Squirrels as Art
This creepy guy stared me in the face upon exiting the local Stop and Shop yesterday morning. I find this planter frightening for one reason. It’s a squirrel. It looks unsuspecting, but I know better. Those glassy eyes most likely include hidden cameras. Squirrels will take over the world. Mark my words. _____Last.fm hit of the day: The Impartial Orchestral
Squirrel Appreciation Day
It was brought to my attention that tomorrow is Squirrel Appreciation Day. I have mixed feelings about this, as I sort of fear a squirrel uprising where they will overtake the world. Yes, this is irrational, but I’ve seen the Eastern Gray Squirrel in action and it’s not pretty. Reasons Squirrels Will Overtake The World 1. They’re small enough that