Exhibit A
In addition to squirrels taking over the world, they’re evil. I can prove it.
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| Note the red eyes. |
Yes, it’s albino, but that doesn’t change it’s true nature. The menacing eyes glare at the photographer while it curls an arm around well, erm… something. The bushy tail isn’t meant to be cute – it’s a threat.

That is seriously the creepiest squirrel I've ever seen. I had never seen a black squirrel until I moved to the east coast, and at first I thought it was some kind of awful, giant, bushy-tailed rat! Yuck.
We don't have black squirrels up here that I know of – only the gray kind, but those are creepy too. I normally don't think of them as rats (not sure why given how much I hate them), but last week there was one near the office that seriously looked like one. Color me skeeved.
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