The Flippant Girl’s Guide to Revising with Dignity

/ January 31, 2012/ epic battles, Flippant Girl's Guide, lists, revising, sarcasm ahoy, writing, writing process/ 4 comments

Fact: revision is part of the writer life. Further fact: Revision is fuck all hard. You can see where this is going. The point of revision is to take that amazing previous draft and make it that much more awesome. If you Google “how to revise a novel,” you’ll get over 12,000 search results. You can even learn some revision

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Alicia Versus The Bouncy House

/ June 1, 2010/ alarm, epic battles, friends, life/ 0 comments

This weekend, a bouncy house tried to kill me. This weekend I went to my goddaughter’s 3rd birthday party where the main attraction was a Shrek bouncy house. I knew this was coming and Steph (one crazy hat participant) kept saying I would have to go into the bouncy house. I said I’d break the damn thing. Of course, when

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When the World’s Most Opinionated Zip Code and Mine Collide

/ May 18, 2010/ blast from the past, creepy mall, epic battles, file under wtf, shopping/ 5 comments

Like most writers, I’m a bibliophile. And like most bibliophiles, I spend a lot of free time where all things books lie. The place I haunted with the highest frequency was the now-defunct B Dalton in the mall with the Dunkin. The bookstore wasn’t large. It was the size of a shoe store, actually. But it carried most new releases

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Scene Blockage

/ April 21, 2010/ epic battles, Falling to Normal, musings, writing/ 1 comments

I’m on my third manuscript free day. This isn’t because I’ve been such a kick-ass kid and deserve a break. Nope. It’s because after slowing to freight train status, I’ve hit a new scene that I don’t want to write. Not quite writer’s block, but definitely a mental block. Which got me thinking about scene blockage. How it manifests. Why

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Stripey and Loathing Collars

/ January 29, 2010/ cats, epic battles, The Stripey One/ 0 comments

This is Cheyenne. I generally call her Kitty. You’ll see reference to her here, on Twitter, and Facebook as The Stripey One, or Stripey for short. She was my first non-imaginary or non-fish pet and I love her, even though she’s stand-offish and prefers to stare at you from across the room or attack your feet from underneath the bed.

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